Christin “Molly” Thomson, formerly of Tulsa, stole a ham sandwich from a nun in the summer of 2006 while smoking the devil’s lettuce in an area park around 2am. An anonymous tip led Crimestoppers to Thomson’s Facebook page where, it turns out, she actually lives her life as a turd sandwich, stealing the sustenance of others to further fuel her own life source. More on this dastardly villain as the story unfolds.
Colorado woman wanted in connection with 06 robbery
