Couple met with Gang Violence

This Edmonton couple recently moved to Anaheim when they were met with gang violence upon arrival. They moved to find greener pastures when they met up with a gang of Ducks. They responded with dousing the gang with OIL! When the ducks were gasping for air, the couple stomped the ducks with a glorious Victory. They returned home with news that the Anaheim Ducks will no longer pose a threat to Edmonton.