Couple Wanted For Arson

Local R.C.M.P. HAVE ISSUED A WARRANT for the arrest of Mark Briggs and Sarah Tupper in connection with a rash of Bad Jokes being circulated in the hood.They are said to be armed with a Bad Wit. The Public is warned if seen to please approach with a good Joke Book.When caught they will face charges of ARSING AROUND.Sarah is thought to be the one with more arse .While Mark is the one with the slower brain.