Crazed man picked up in New Hampshire

Percy Spiers of Rochester was arrested early this morning. Police responded to calls of suspicious behavior just outside of ROCHESTER. Reports say Percy was walking down the street in just a Banana Hammack, motorcycle helmet, and cowboy boots, pushing a wheelbarrow full of pizza. When confronted he stated he was The Terminator, and to come with him if you want to live. After a short chase, Percy locked himself in a bunker on his estate. The standoff, reportedly lasted 4 hours. Reports state, he was living with 27 chickens, 14 cats, a deer, and a ferret called Kathy. He is being held at the Psychiatric Center until next of kin claim him.