Crazed Mountain Man arrested in Eureka Springs

Joey Pierce of Eureka Spring was arrested early this morning. Police responded to calls of suspicious behavior just outside of Eureka Springs. Reports say Joey was walking down the street in just a Banana Hammack, motorcycle helmet, and cowboy boots, pushing a wheelbarrow full of peanutbutter. When confronted he stated he was The Terminator, and to come with him if you want to live. After a short chase, Joey locked himself in a bunker on his estate. The standoff, reportedly lasted 4 hours. Reports state, he was living with 27 chickens, 14 cats, a deer, and a ferret called Leroy. He is being held at the Carrol County Psychiatric Center until next of kin claim him.