Dallas man rushed to hospital in critical condition

Dallas county has reported that a Dallas man, Levi Halfsiqq Wright Tha second, was rushed to hospital in the early hours of April 29. Police stated that he was rushed by someone carrying him by skateboard because it was believed that 911 was a joke in his town. At the hospital Levi admitted to trying to prove theories by trying to see if he can successfully fry an okra with his internal butt temperatures. Police has also stated that he failed causing a severe yeast infection of the booty and a lodged okra. The okra also set off poison as a defense mechanism because of it’s unknown origin. Upon further investigation of his home, investigators found several experiment stations throughout the home. One in which he attempted to replicate Skittles assorted in gangster colors. Eyewitness has stated ” The skiddles stated pretty good” . Dallas will continue to monitor this story.