It seems as the rushing waters of the non-stop rain storms has apparently washed up that of the craziest trash of a lifetime.
A couple was driving down the winding roads barely able to see from the trucks windshield, when out of nowhere the sighting of an OOMPA LOOMPA that was walking her pet SPUDS MACKENZIE mutt across the flooded roads causing severe damage to Lori and Shane’ s full size 4×4 Chevy.
The couple’s airbags were deployed and neither of them suffered any injuries, however the truck was completely totaled. It seems as if the unusually large snouts on the OOMPA LOOMPA & it’s mutt were the cause of the truck being completely totaled, EMSA reports the apparent foaming from this OOMPA LOOMPA & it’s dirty mutt were from that of mixing meth and heroin that were just injected introveniously just moments prior to the incident as well as some other unknown factors and very highly contagious illness that has not yet been determined.
The highly contagious OOMPA LOOMPA & it’s mutt were put in immediate isolation due to the highly possible risk of contaminating other unsuspecting innocent lives.
This news station will continue to keep the public aware of the final determination made by the massive team of Dr’s & specialists that have been assigned to this pair of contagious freaks that have no apparent concern of infecting the public as well as the how a pair of snouts was able to completely total a full size truck.
We want the public to be aware and on the lookout for the rest of this FAMILY of OOMPAS & MUTTS there is no telling what these continued rainstorms may wash up next, hopefully this will be the end of their epidemic.