A new poll came out this afternoon proving once and for all that girls from Delaware “Delco” Pennsylvania are shown to be the nastiest girls In America.
Studies shown the follow statistics:
Rated number one in girls per body count: 23 bodies per girl
Rated 1 in stank: Y’all smell like beef jerky and hot dog water
Number 6th in Starbucks consumption
Number 3rd in Uggs
Number 4 in shirts that don’t fit!
Number 2 in XTU stabbings