Donald Trump Seeking Local Student as Political Advisor.

One Tristan Richard Brickell, 8th grade student at University School, is being sought as a political advisor. The “Don” said this kid is smart, he’s top notch, understands the youth of America. He further stated, “If we are building an America that will serve future citizens, we need to be advised by the up and commers…not the “on their way outs.” As usual, President Trump has found a way to ostricize an entire demographic. The eldearly “on their way out” tended to react by suggesting “Trump is on his way out!” Tristan Brickell could not be reached for comment but Mr. TRUMP intends for him to start work Monday morning for a 6 figure salary. Brickell would receive a special dispensation alloving him to serve the President rather than go to school. Trump commented “He’ll learn more from me than any of those silly books they will make him read, and I will learn all I need to know about the upcoming Americans!’ Included picture of Brickell is an artists rendition, no photograph was readily available.