DOWNINGTOWN RESIDENT IN CAHOOTS WITH LOCAL LANDSCAPER

A downingtown resident was involved in an altercation with a landscaper Thursday afternoon after he ran into her SUV. She allegedly took his weed whacker valued at $2500 and proceeded to whack his mullet while she continued to breast feed 2 small children and screaming, “Im calling Tom!”. If anyone knows her whereabouts and who Tom is there is a reward. The victim was treated at a Uwchlan area Hair Cuttery for a corrected haircut. Her SUV is still at the scene of the crime, however she is presumed to be armed and dangerous since she fled the scene with the weed whacker. Please contact the Uwchlan Police with any info and you may remain anonymous.