Dunkirk man brakes sound barrier

A local Dunkirk man has broken the sound barrier in his classic Chevrolet Camaro.
MR Henry of Dunkirk has broken the sound barrier in his classic 67 Camaro he has affectionately named Mellow Yellow. Celebrating the 50th anniversary of the week the classic rolled off the California assembly line Mr Henry decided to ” stretch the old girls legs a bit ” it wasn’t till hours later after he had put the car in the garage cutting the drive short thinking he had heard thunder that he started hearing stories of a sonic boom. Reports of a low flying yellow plane were soon crushed when someone tipped the air force that it was in fact ” Mr Henry, and that Yellow Monster.”
Residents could not be reached for comment, we are speculating loss of hearing being a contributing factor for the lack of response to numerous contact attempts.