Elkins resident Bit in the arse by huge bear

Elkins resident Margie Swecker was bitten on the arse by a huge bear this morning by a huge bear while walking across the flood control road making her way to T-Mart for a slurppie. Local residents were advised to stay inside until the bear has been apprehended. See photo. Anyone with any information of the whereabouts of this bear is asked to call Missy Anello. Margie is recovering well at the local bar in downtown Elkins.