Enid Woman Disqaulified From State Billiards Finals for Smuggling Balls

An Enid, Oklahoma women’s billiards team was disqualified in the recent state finals after one of their team mates, 32 year old Sarah Marshall, was caught hiding balls in her pants. Upon being discovered, Marshall stated, “You don’t even have enough balls to say it to my face that I am disqualified!”, just before removing her shirt and collecting money from the male participants to cover her bail. Mrs. Marshall was noted to be intoxicated, but arresting officers reported that “We let her finish dancing before handcuffing her. What can we say? The girl can definitely dance!”