Entire DNC membership commits suicide in ritual sacrifice to Molech.

Eariler today, Bernie Sanders screamed “Hail Satan” as he plugged a bone handled dagger into his own heart. All in attendence followed suit. Local DC residents and bystanders expressed joy and relief, as one person commented; “I’m just happy they’re not trying to hide their satan worship anymore.”

Emperor Trump, away on his expedition of communist extermination, could not be reached for comment.