ESCAPEE: pshyc ward missing patient

Attn: be on the look out for this escaped crazy lady! Most likely to be found wandering around redneck farms, looking for anything shiny. Also, extremely attracted to WINDOWS!!! She might have her tongue stuck to one right now! She has been known to sniff farts out of car seats. Approach with caution. Do not try to apprehend this woman as she is extremely crazy! If she approaches you, hand her a cigarette or bottle of pepsi immediately!!! And you will not be harmed. Known to travel with a herd of redneck pollocks. Maybe seen at local tractor shows or flea markets. A spitting image of daisy mae’s not so twin sister. If you happen to see this woman please call your local psych ward……..hastings regional center……