“I was a pretty normal dude. Next thing I knew, I just wanted to eat ass!” — In the quaint town of Oakland, CA, you wouldn’t expect such an epidemic to begin. Flash forward to now, it has been said that Laila Blu has started making people eat ass if they wanted to peruse her romantically and – OTHER WOMEN FOLLOWED SUIT! Now every woman in America (less Texas) requires men to … tongue punch the fart box… upon romantic courtship. Reports show that it is mainly males eating the booties of females, however as Laila Blu put “ASS AINT GOT NO FACE ! Chics eat my ass too!” Amazing. Full coverage at 8 PST.