Famous Chef Murders Fan And Feeds Him to Starving Children

A Famous Southern Californian chef named Christian Llamas has been under investigation for the past 6 months after one customer said to have found some, “smegma” on her meal. DNA taste has shown that the smegma does not belong to the famous chef. Forensics specialists made a discovery this morning linking the missing fans DNA with the smegma amd have found that it’s a match. He will be tried the following week