Fargo Man Wanted For Theft Of Another Man’s Heart

On the morning of April 27th, 2017, a man by the name of Eugene Longjohnson called the Fargo police department with reports of a man stealing his heart. The suspects name is Tyler Vareberg. He supposedly lured Mr. Longjohnson to his apartment with a bottle of Boone’s Farm Snow Creek Berry and a Redbox movie. Come morning, Vareberg “kicked the man to the curb”, telling him that it was nothing more than a one night stand. If you see Vareberg, authorities give you the right to kick him in the nuts for leaving an innocent man with a love for Snow Creek Berry so brokenhearted.