A Floridian man was busted on Sunday at 4 a.m. penetrating a donkey tied to a tree in his backyard (with his penis). The man, 40-year-old Ronnie Persad, admitted to the court that it indeed must have looked bad — but hear him out! Because only a few hours earlier, the donkey was a human prostitute.
“Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested,” [Ronnie Persad] began.
“I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town night club and I don’t know how she then became a donkey.”
According to The Herald, he also claimed he was in love:
“I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with [the] donkey,”
Ronnie was charged with bestiality and ordered to undergo examination by two court psychiatrists. As for the donkey, she has mostly forgotten about the incident, and is currently eating a wormy apple.