Former Archduke of Austria commits mass murder under new persona in san bernardino

Former Archduke Fernidab Sanchez commits mass murder by “accidently” nuking his own country. It is believed that he pressed a button thinking it would despense a cookie. All of europe is searching for him because he escaped to america under a new persona at a white mexican. Reports of an European undercover agent with a santa size white beard is on th search for fernidab and is rumor to be close to his enemy.