Former dropout brazoswood student Timothy Johnson arrested for public indecency

Reports were made earlier today for a public disturbance by Timothy Johnson, witnesses claimed he was running around with a American flag telling little white boys “merica bitch” while riding a stick horse around lake jackson mall. Timothy stated he was spitting in a tin cup which really turned out to be fellow student Caleb NoRackscity Ross’s mouth. Witnesses described the scene as disturbing and very texan-like.