Berlin. A Mühlheim-Kärlich man narrowly escaped U.S. Embassy personell on a pink motorcycle after a peculiar rampage in the nude.
The man, a middle aged radio show host best known for “Hansi’s Musikstunde” and “Breakfast Mit Hans” on germanamericanradio.com decided to protest a decade-old U.S. immigration ban put upon him. It was unclear why he was denied entry into the United States, but could be related to his former indecent exposure. “He couldn’t keep his Wiener in the Kennel” said former neighbor Bubba Smith.
“I love Donald Trump! I am a good German-American,” he exclaimed while waving his private bits into the face of security guards. “Why can’t we just celebrate the human body? Let me back in, I’m coming in my birthday suit,” he uttered at embassy personell before security was notified.
Before they could apprehend him, he strapped and laced his high heels, jumped on his motorcycle and disappeared into the night.
A possible motive was clear after initial investigations. His fiancé, a Racine, Wisconsin woman resides in the United States.
It was unclear if the nude man was intoxicated, but the security guards noticed his holster fitted with two red “5,0” beer cans.
German police are now trying to find him at his registered address in Nuremberg.
“This will have consequences locally,” German police chief Günther Thomann said.