Grande man Jerrolyn Ali defecated in sink

After a long night out involving alcohol with some friends, Mr. Ali found himself in need of a toilet. He searched everywhere but to no avail. Alas he was forced to resort to ancient survival tactics also known as “shite sińk.” Authorities at the scene were baffled at the height of the sink in relation to Mr. Ali’s stature. Detectives concluded that Mr. Ali used the “bent back & hop” technique. The sink has since been cremated due to permanent stains