Chicago native says he loves his women to have the body shape of a bamboo stick that eats honey roasted K-9’s with chopstick that have potentially homicidal tendencies of a serial killer. And here’s why he says:
“Reason why I like my women this way because they tend to have daddy issues and they would be loyal and stick beside you. I just love them that way.”
Luckily Chicago has some of the “finest” bamboo stick body women with mental and homicidal tendencies has to offer. And here’s what he also has to say.
“I also like my women to wear stale Avon lotion and use garlic flavored Flouride toothpaste.”
And there you have it.