Guy seized for selling tush on Lamar Ave Memphis, Tn

Alexander Baker, Texas native visits Memphis, Tn to catch up with friends. On the way in town, he was robbed and severely beaten by a pack of mentally challenged trannies. With no money for food or lodging, Baker was faced with the choice to either starve or “drop it like it’s hot”!
He had previously heard of the infamous Lamar Ave and thought he’d give it a try… hours and hours passed of him “throwing it in a circle”, when finally he came up with the money for a cheap motel stay and food and drink money for the remainder of his visit.
Only he found out that MPD was doing a special episode of Cops “To Catch A How”…so yes you guessed it, he was on the first episode and now sitting in a jail cell awaiting bail… Baker’s family is selling fish plates and freeze cups to raise the money to free him. Welcome to Memphis right?