Hartford P.D. in conjunction with the connecticut state police, and the federal exotic drugs task force, apprehended a wanted fugitive from justice earlier today. The suspect known as “Silver Vega” was spotted at the entrance to the police departments parking lot, smoking what appeared to be a marijuana cigarette. Upon further investigation, a loud, pungent, intoxicating aroma was downwind of the subject. Once approached by officers, Mr Vega said ” i am here to surrender myself, just let me finish this loud son. He then proclaimed its the loudest loud ever bitches. Full of disbelief , the officer then took a tote for himself, and immediately coughed up a lung, the shit flew out, and now the officer is dam near dead. There will be breaking news when more developments are specified.