Hatian mongoose on the loose

Early Friday morning, the st.Louis zoo noticed that one of the animals cages was open. Shortly after, they identified the animal as a hatian mongoose, an endangered species in the islands of hati. Little did they know he was high , running around rapping all the other animals. Later that day he hopped over the 15 inch gate and started running through forest park throwing shit everywhere . there is still a high hatian mongoose on the loose, if you have seen this ugly creature , please don’t hesitate to call. 😂