So, you finally got the tattoo of your dreams but are unsure about aftercare. For years tattooers would go on to tell you to lather “A&D” ointment on your fresh ink for 2 whole weeks! New studies show you are likely to find your tattoo aftercare products in the least suspecting isle of your local grocery store. Believe it or not, the natural A and D vitamins found in pasteurized whole milk (hence A&D ointment) and moisturizing oils found in processed lunch meats can actually heal your tattoos completely in only 2 days! These natural ingredients rejuvenate damaged skin cells and helps your new ink stay as much as 7 times more vibrant. For the most stunning and vibrant tattoos, simply pour whole milk on your tattoo after your daily shower and slap a slab of bologna on your fresh tattoo before bed and most importantantly, throw your expensive tattoo aftercare in the trash!