Hampshire police are looking for two men that snuck into a nursing home and stole about 12 pairs of crusty knickers. They have named themselves the GILF sniffers!
One is roughly 6 foot and the other is about 3 and a half foot. You can’t really miss them. If seen together you will think you have walked onto the set of “The lord of the rings” approach with caution as they most likely smell like 20 year old crab stew!!