Have you seen this child?

Canadian police are asking for the public’s help in finding the country’s long lost Canadian princess. She was stolen from the Canadian hospital just 2 days after she was born to the King and Queen of Canada. They have been trying for over 9 years to locate her, and recently someone has come forward with news that she may have been spotted in the Pennsylvania region. Canada is pleading for the return of our princess, as we are experiencing an over abundance of ice cream that just cannot be eaten before the expiry date, as well as the chocolate milk river overflowing. All schools have also been halted until the princess returns, so the children of Canada would like to resume classes. If anyone has any information as to her whereabouts they are being asked to contact the Canadian police at 1-800-CANADA. A recent photo of the princess is shown above.