Have you seen this man?

Germantown police are on the lookout for a resident who stole 2 bottles of viagra from the red hook CVS. Brandon Mergendahl 31, was last seen wearing a ridiculous cat shirt with a gay ass bar in his top right ear. He is probably talking about cars right now and not letting anyone else get any chance to speak. If anyone has seen this man please tell him he looks stupid and punch him in the gut. There is a 500 cent reward for his balls to be removed and given to the local authorities.