Hillbilly Calvin Hall, adult-napping, possible dropped off at the local Titty Club. Last seen with step daughter Melissa Campbell of King City, MO. Media was told that he needed a beer and a quicky. If found, please place postal stamp on forehead, and return to sender.
Mother of all pimps and hoes thank you for your help in his safe journey.
Have you seen this man?? Local King City residents wanna know!!
