hidden pond woman found walking down Edwards road drunk and naked.

Jessica Som, 23, of Cameron was found wondering down Edwards road in nothing but nipple clampers. Witness said that when asked if she was okay, Jessica responded by walking to the car window and projectile vomiting all over witness. She then took off galloping down the road, swinging her imaginary rope and yelling “yeee hawww”. Fortunately Som made it back home but was later charged with being too fucking cool!