Human/Bird hybrid finally tells his story!

Chris Jose Trevino, 26 of Zion finally tells his story of genetic mutation as a child. While young Chris was abducted by scientist and tested on in a facility in Downtown Waukegan. There he was spliced with Crow and Parrot genes. Then after weeks of illegal testing he was released back to his family.
Chris reveals that to this day he lays eggs and migrates to Florida during the harsh winters of the Midwest. He has the incontrollable act of gathering sticks and making a nest in his backyard. He even reveals a secret love life with a pigeon that he has kept hidden from his family.