Investigation begins after new rash of “reality crimes”.

Agent Smith of The R.S.A met with one of our reporters for an exclusive interview on a rash of “reality crimes” being carried out by the vigilante group S.P.E.C.T.E.R.

“These criminals are sabataging banality and the good name of not only the Vatican, but the Galactic Federation of Light as well as several politicians and bankers… They must be stopped.”

Agent Smith has assured us that he and his agency will not rest untill these vigilante’s are brought to justice for threatening our calm, illusionary reality.

If you have any information on these criminals or their whereabouts, please call 1-800-877-5309