Keith Riley, beat up by older sister. News Channel 23

Keith Riley, 14 of Arkansas was brutally beat up by older sister Amber Riley. Amber received multiple disturbing calls from the cry baby and decided to take the issue head on. The fued started in 1655 when neither Keith or Amber existed. Keith claimed in his statement, Amber wouldn’t answer her sound powered phone. Amber drove to Keith on Friday night April 29th at 2am, and emptied all of Keith’s protein powder on the front lawn and laid in it. T shirt gunshots were heard by the neighbors, and two witnessed Keith stomping on and ripping bubble wrap. “There were old t shirts being shot everywhere, one came through my window from a kindergarten volleyball team from year 1987”, “this is horrible, I never thought I would be struck by a stray shirt”. Lisa and Willam Macmacalalaland gave their horrible input on what happened that night. Many witnesses thought this was a raffle and also started fighting, one witness that was punched in the left eye remembered seeing Keith and Amber fall through the roof into the kitchen with his right eye. The fight continued until Keith slipped on a worm, sour, watermelon, glow in the dark, gummy worm. “I’ve been in this neighborhood for 50 years and have never seen a little brother get his ass whooped so bad” said Martha Mcmartha. Keith suffered minor injuries to his ankle and will recover in the ( nonexistent, donation receiving) Ronald McDonald house. Amber will receive pain and suffering reimbursement for having to whoop Keith’s ass so badly.