Lake Andes teen charged with having too big of a shlong

On April 29th, Daighton Wood of Lake Andes, SD was taken into custody after a pat down that occurred during a traffic stop. Wood’s shlong was mistaken for the notorious King Cobra, which is said to be illegal in the state of South Dakota. Officer Darius Lovell was interviewed and said “it was like nothing i had ever seen before, it was so massive”