Lancaster Man Molested By Pit Bull

Kenneth Suter, of Lancaster, reported to officials that he was molested by his neighbor’s pet Pit Bull. Apparently Mr. Suter had gone on to his neighbor’s back porch with a small amount of peanut butter placed on his body for the dog to lick it off. When the dog tasted the peanut butter, it went into a frenzy and had it’s way with Mr. Suter. At first, he alleges that it was all in good fun, until the dog sat on him and farted. It was at that moment that he knew the situation had changed. The incident is still under investigation and Mr. Suter has been referred to a PTSD clinic for his nasal trauma.