On April 27,2017, 17 y.o Devin Hamilton of Lancaster, Ca was taken into custody at 11:00 am Thursday morning for performing felacio on multiple women as they slept. Devin’s victims were unaware of the hungry teen’s advances. The Lancaster SVU detective Lt. Wheelchair Larry states “We caught this nasty ass lil boy doing some menly shit” the victim had a greasy face (specifically nose n chin) and wreaked of After birth and wet wipes upon arrest. When asked why, he stated “Y’all can’t be disrupting a brother when he getting his eat on.” The suspect will be arraigned in court Friday morning.