Leavenworth man wins lottery

Leavenworth resident, Joseph Cummins, had all 5 matching numbers this weekend.
When asked what he plans on doing with the $2.3 million (after taxes), he said “Well, first thing is I’m going to get off this new serpent diet. Then I’m either having a penile implant or a sex change. I haven’t fully decided as of yet.”
We just wish him….her….all the best in his….her…future (pending on decision).