LEGALLY SELL YOUR KIDS!!!!

Albany, NY has just signed a bill that will allow you to sell ones children to medical research facilities. This comes to a shock if some locals, but Gov. Coumo states it will ease economical pressure of the state.
Albany outlines how in order to legally sell the kids the must be biologically belonging to the parents. This is to avoid adoption for sale issue. Also Albany explained how the sales tax will be double that of normal sales tax to demote massive sales which are expected from the inner cities. In further detail of the bill there is no restriction on what type of research facility may buy said children, and no age restrictions either except anyone over 18 in not considered a child.