Lexington Woman Spreading STD’s Throughout County

A Lexington woman (Josie Parrella, 22) has been spreading a new disease described as a combination of hepatitis, chlymidia, genital warts, and gonhorrhea throughout Richland and Crawford counties. Thirsty men in the area are advised to avoid sexual advances from this woman at all costs as the CDC tirelessly works on a cure for the sexually transmitted disease she is spreading. President Trump has declared a national state of emergency and the CDC is now considering the disease an epidemic as it has now affected over one hundred men.