Local boob Tim Walter arrested for indecent exposure and beastiality

When Mr Walter was advised by his date to get back on the ladder and climb back down into the friend zone where he belongs, he finally had enough. He stripped down to his birthday suit and began smacking his date repeatedly in her head with his johnson. She was able to escape and called the authorities. When the police arrived, Mr Walter was found having sexual intercourse with a donkey. Charges are pending