Local celeb kicked out of rehab

D. Paynic, local celeb and barber extraordinaire was kicked out of rehab today for kicking the walls! Spokesperson for the Brilliant Sunrise New Life Rehabilitation Center for Aging Celebs was quoted as saying ” There was nothing we could do for her. All day long she would just lick lick lick! With more licking before during and after all the licking! We thought we could just re-paint but no! She licked it off faster than we could paint. I think some of the paint was still wet when she licked it off! It was becoming a hazard to some of the other patients. Would you like to be woke up with someone licking? No! We had several altercations!” A ground me account has been set up to help those affected by this terrible affliction.