Local Couple Find U.F.O

April 24 Sweetwater County, Rock Springs Wy. A local Couple on a walk near N.Front St and M found a unidentified object. Upon closer examination eyewitness Nadine Girouard observe two occupants one of which she claims had a giant hookah. The other eyewitness a Mr. David Grioured had this to say. “The damn Gray skins took my only begotten son Philips Girouard.” It was later discovered that Mr Girouard’s son had constructed said craft and went a anal probing.