Local crackhead arrested trying to run a fade with the cops naked

On or approximately April 28th around 2:00 pm. Two crackheads apparently got naked in the 900th block and tried to run a fade in the middle of the stree according to witness Mr. Daniel Mendoza and Mr . Mark Gauna got into it after realizing that they were down to the last twig sweet. (Twig is a commonly used local drugged in the Freeport , tx area better will knows ass Freeport , TX
Eduardo Cortez said Friday ” I seen them start discussing but I didn’t know about what until then picking up crumbs of twig off the floor when Mark lit the blunt Daniel completely lost it. Screaming at Mark saying” Nooo. Take off your clothes get naked and run a fad e in the street” that’s when I called the cops when Mr. Joton got there and approached them they panicked and thought Mr. Joton wanted their twig sweet they both them “high-dived and ran towards mr. Joton because what Mr. Mendoza said ” there was too many heads and it was my last blunt”.
After the suspect ran on foot and Mark Gauna got into a vehicle he stole the high-speed chase ended when Mr. Gauna ran into a tree on the sidewalk.
Both Mr. Mendoza and Mr. Gauna are both in custody Mr. Mendoza is in the county jail on 2 separate felony (1) possession of tweagle (2) public nudity. Mr.Gauna is in Brazilian county juvinille because he is 12 bein. Charged with (1) possession of shaq attack (2) public nudity with smal dick (3) Mr. joton found a video of Mark Gauna waking to denos a common tweagle plug in the area detectives are still under investigation we will kee you updated on any new charges.