Local Darien pair wins bowlings cutest couple award!

At the 2017 coming out of the gutter awards in Las Vegas this past March Dean Norman and Kraig Conyers took home the cutest pairs couple. Norman was the only one of the pair present at the award show while Conyers stayed home due to the obscene $15 dollar resort fee being charged at the host orleans casino. Norman stated that he was glad that they could win something considering Conyers would only bowl on dollar bowl night. Conyers added that it was tough to get games in with a partner that is on vacation over 150 days per year. The pair also added some individual awards at this years alternative life bowling awards. Norman took home 2nd place in tanning competition while Conyers won the body hair competition after the judges were able to shave 11.7 pounds of hair off his body. Judges declared this was 3rd most in the completions history. On a side note Norman was kicked out of the awards ceremony for secretly videotaping the awards show. He stated that he likes to watch random videos taped on his phone while drinking $8 IPAs while at any of his 22 vacation homes.