Local Easton Man Massacres Hundreds

Brandon Simonetta 25, was apprehended by Easton PD at 4AM Wednesday,April 26

When police arrived Simonetta was covered in large amounts of blood and holding a hatchet with loud obnoxious
music blasting.

When asked by police why he did it
He simply replied “What I ain’t no savior, im what you call a Juggalo and all I need is my flavor…

Bail is set for 100,00,00

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