Local Edgy Dad of The Year Awarded

On Friday, April 28th, 2017 a local man from Venice, FL who is known for his wild tattoos and wrestling with fishing poles in the murky Southwest Florida canals was awarded a very honorable title of “Father of The Year” at the annual gala hosted by the school and their sponsors. He has two children whom he loves more than his tattoos. On Thursday afternoon he had to take care of a situation he never thought he’d be in. Protect everybody from the grips of a dessert anaconda, not native to the gulf coast Florida area. He declined an interview, but did go on to say “Dude, that snake didn’t have shit on us”. The snake was handled and removed properly.