Local Kingston man Steven Mccardle has been found sleeping with his friends wife.

Early Saturday morning Steven Mccardle was found to be in bed with Allen Dinga’s wife. This is a regular occurance that happens more then Dinga would like. Either way it seems as if Mccardle had no remorse when he stated “this shit has been happening since the 5th grade, the kid is a loser and I always just end up taking his wives from him, kinda sad but it’s so easy why should I stop?” Dinga refused to give comment but was spotted swallowing a large quantity of pills and chugging cheap vodka.